April Fools

No More Laptops
Blake to Permanently Take Away 6th Grade Laptops After Unsuccesful Securly Trial You thought Securly was bad, 6th…

New Head of School, Chris Torino, Will Not Be Joining Us Next Year
Will a student have to take over? Late last school year, Blake announced that Chris Torino would be…

Blake Alumni and Where They Are Now
All are true but one - can you guess the imposter? Jake From State Farm ‘08 You are…

Three Blake Teachers Revealed to Be Spies
The Trump administration has brought much chaos and uncertainty to our state, country, and world. Among this chaos…

Next Year, Blake Will Offer Martial Arts as an Alternative to PE
Over spring break, Blake announced that starting next school year, Martial Arts will be offered as a quarter-long…

5 New Canvas Extensions You Didn’t Know About
One new extension automatically sets all your grades to As. Certain Canvas such as Better Canvas or Tasks…

Vending Machines Move To Classrooms
The vending machines in the ice arena are a popular spot for students after school to buy snacks.…

Blake is Merging With Breck
Blake and Breck have agreed to merge schools into a single school called “Brake”. Teachers have decided to…

Kendrick Lamar Hired to Teach New Rap Course
Fresh off the Superbowl halftime show, Kendrick Lamar was hired for the new rap teacher position at Blake.…
The Backstory of the Teachers’ Lounge
The teachers’ lounge is where teachers go to print things, get their horrible coffee, gather supplies, and plot…
Gym Renovation Money Spent on Teachers’ Lounge
You may think that the gym is getting a much-needed revamp, but the teachers are faking it. They…
