April Fools

April Fools

No More Laptops

Blake to Permanently Take Away 6th Grade Laptops After Unsuccesful Securly Trial You thought Securly was bad, 6th…

By Gabriel Shen

April Fools

New Head of School, Chris Torino, Will Not Be Joining Us Next Year

Will a student have to take over? Late last school year, Blake announced that Chris Torino would be…

By Georgia Doar

April Fools

Blake Alumni and Where They Are Now

All are true but one - can you guess the imposter? Jake From State Farm ‘08 You are…

By Lily Borofsky

April Fools

Three Blake Teachers Revealed to Be Spies

The Trump administration has brought much chaos and uncertainty to our state, country, and world. Among this chaos…

By Gabriel Shen

April Fools

Next Year, Blake Will Offer Martial Arts as an Alternative to PE

Over spring break, Blake announced that starting next school year, Martial Arts will be offered as a quarter-long…

By Gabriel Shen

April Fools

5 New Canvas Extensions You Didn’t Know About

One new extension automatically sets all your grades to As. Certain Canvas such as Better Canvas or Tasks…

By Gabriel Shen

April Fools

Vending Machines Move To Classrooms

The vending machines in the ice arena are a popular spot for students after school to buy snacks.…

By Lily Borofsky

April Fools

Blake is Merging With Breck

Blake and Breck have agreed to merge schools into a single school called “Brake”. Teachers have decided to…

By Lily Borofsky

April Fools

Kendrick Lamar Hired to Teach New Rap Course

Fresh off the Superbowl halftime show, Kendrick Lamar was hired for the new rap teacher position at Blake.…

By Lily Borofsky

April Fools

The Backstory of the Teachers’ Lounge

The teachers’ lounge is where teachers go to print things, get their horrible coffee, gather supplies, and plot…

By Adelaide Gardner

April Fools

Gym Renovation Money Spent on Teachers’ Lounge

You may think that the gym is getting a much-needed revamp, but the teachers are faking it. They…

By Lily Borofsky