Ask Mila

Dear Mila,

Lately, my friend has been going insane. He's been wearing socks without sandals and wearing short shirts on top and eating pineapple on pizza. What do I do? Please, I need your help!

From, Distressed

Dear Distressed,

I have no sure explanation. This may be because your friend is incredibly silly, or is trying to get a point across. As far as I know, wearing socks with sandals is unacceptable. I advise you to stay away from this person or ask them directly, “Why are you acting like this?”. I hope this was helpful to you.

Sincerely, Mila